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Toasterhead's little blogosphere on the internet combines stunning commentary on the events of the day and current events with sheer lunacy and non-sequitir musings. Also the occasional omelette recipe.

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I do this  
11:34pm 09/06/2011
 
 
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WHERE I AT: beep
HOW I DOIN: artisticartistic
 
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َn ِmpُrtَnt َnnoُncemِnt!  
09:35am 08/07/2009
 
 
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I hَv dِcidِd tُ stَrt usِng diَcrِtِcَl mَrks ِn placِ ُf shُrt vُwِls frُm nُw ُn. Thِs wِll savِ thoُsَnds ُf vُwِls pِ r yِar َnd prِsِrv prِciُs vُwِl rِsoُrcِs fُr fُtُrِ gِnِrَtiُns!
WHERE I AT: fُtُrِ
WHAT I TAG: fُtُrِ
 
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No fewer than five unsusbstantiated theories about Mañana Es Para Siempre  
02:08pm 23/04/2009
 
 
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No fewer than five unsusbstantiated theories about Mañana Es Para Siempre

1. Eduardo and the mustache guy who's married to Fernanda are actually one and the same. They're never seen in the same place at the same time, are they?

2. Mr. Claw (I dunno his name but I call him Mr. Claw) is actually Soledad, who didn't actually die but is living Darth Vader-style as an android.

3. Eduardo actually died when Soledad was murdered and it's his ghost who's all stirring up shit now.

4. The dude with the really bad mullet is actually travelling backwards in time, Benjamin Button style.

5. Fernanda's sister is secretly working for Charles Whitmore to get both families back to the island.
WHAT I TAG: univision
 
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This new catch-phrase is going to make me an Internet sensation!  
01:07pm 24/02/2009
 
 
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I Can't Believe It's Not Broccoli!


I Can't Believe It's Not Broccoli!



I Can't Believe It's Not Broccoli!


I Can't Believe It's Not Broccoli!



I Can't Believe It's Not Broccoli!






I Can't Believe It's Not Broccoli!
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WHERE I AT: Hoodwarp, TWL
IN MY EARS: I Can't Beliece It's Not Broccoli - The Internet Sensations
 
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Feliz Pavidad!  
08:59am 16/12/2008
 
 
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PIERNAS, PAVOS Y COMPLEMENTOS EN LA PUERTA DE SU CASA
RESERVE El SUYO YA! LLAMENOS


DISTRIBUIDORA!

MURCIA!

Teléfonos: 5981-3377 / 5856-5344
WHERE I AT: PISH
HOW I DOIN: quixoticquixotic
 
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Qwert  
04:49pm 25/08/2008
 
 
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I'VE ABANDONED YOUR MILKSHAKE
WHERE I AT: Slub
IN MY EARS: Benterton
WHAT I TAG: qwerty
 
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An Importance!  
10:35am 12/03/2008
 
 
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I AM THE SELF-APPOINTED KING OF SCLEROMETRY




Orthoclase Feldspar THAT!
IN MY EARS: ORTHOCLASE FELDSPAR
 
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Oranges can be such jerks!  
02:18pm 03/02/2008
 
 
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Just kidding oranges are awesome
WHERE I AT: Marrakech
HOW I DOIN: Oranges
 
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You Might Think That You're The King of Burging Out  
08:59am 29/01/2008
 
 
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I got a news flash for you.


You're not the King of Burging Out.
WHERE I AT: Baking Soda, WI
HOW I DOIN: Baking Whistle
IN MY EARS: Baking Power - Baking Fluid
 
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I CAN NO LONGER TRUST THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN  
11:52pm 24/01/2008
 
 
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NOT ANYMORE!
WHERE I AT: None, or other:
HOW I DOIN: None, or other:
IN MY EARS: None, or other:
WHAT I TAG: none, or other:
 
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